Film / Groin Attack - TV Tropes. The 4. 0- Year- Old Virgin: ! Watch! Deconstructed (albeit still Played for Laughs) as the impact is so violent Watts vomits over the floor and himself. He survives - barely - by hitting the mountain lion in the groin with his walking stick (this happens off screen though). Stunningly, he doesn't even notice for a little while, attributing it to a girl's . The squickiest example is the killer piercing a victim's balls with a hook in graphic detail. The Genetic Opera, Amber Sweet kicks her brother Luigi in the nuts and licks his ear. Later in the film, he is dropped crotch first onto the barrel of a tank. In both instances, he exhibits none of the usual discomfort associated with trauma to the genitals; amphibians often don't have external genitalia. Well, he was in a little discomfort judging by the way he moaned when he landed on the tank gun. Later, a gangmember stupidly tries to kick Robo. Cop himself in the groin, with predictably useless (yet hilarious) results. Rochelle decides that she's had enough and attacks the gunman herself, first with a back right elbow to his crotch, then a right kick to his groin before finally finishing him off with a hard right punch, to which she then jumps on top of him from upon the table and attempts to attack him much further before being pulled off by her fellow OCP executives. Then it seems that every thug in Detroit, attracted by the sound, comes to the area to get shot by Robocop. Finnaly, a single naked thug grabs two women and tells Robocop to . Obviously, this is very NSFW. Arcane's henchman, Gunn, in the groin as he attempts to come on her. Skip decides to be a good samaritan and walks over to diffuse the situation. Just before he gets there, the taxi driver grabs the man 'down there' with a pair pliers and twists, which Skip fails to notice. Of course, the man is now far more co- operative and pays the taxi driver, all while Skip is talking calmly to them both. When the driver releases the pliers and both men leave, Skip walks away thinking it was all his doing. Angie: Hey, have you seen this one before? Kate: You have a kid with a wiffleball bat and a dad with a crotch. Angie: You know, it's not gonna be funny if you ruin the ending! Angie laughs.! It's still funny! Get off my dick! In Ang Lee's Hulk, when David Banner's monster dogs fight Hulk, the Gamma Poodle bites his groin, and there is a very audible tear. Moments later, Hulk picks one of the dogs up by its hind legs, and smacks him in the crotch. In the Mike Judge film Idiocracy, the moronic inhabitants of the future have made "Ow, My Balls" their most popular TV show. This Show Within a Show is one Groin. Lista de películas online del género cinematográfico Drama (parte 1): Parte,, El género drama está formado en su mayor parte por películas que abordan. Whereupon Jay calls out, ! He's a Ballchinian! In the pool hall scene Jerry Lee corners a thug named Benny the Mule, and clamps down on his twig- and- berries while Officer Dooley interrogates him! His trainer screamed about the guy not being able to fight if the dog didn't let go. Three Lives Three Worlds: Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms - . Three Lives Three Worlds: Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms. Suspicious Partner. Clinical Specialties. Bariatric Surgery; Cancer; Heart & Vascular Center; Kidney Transplant Center; Maternity; All Services + St. Joseph Hospital is committed to. Movie database (sends your movie idea to over 4000 producers) – US $39. Movie & Studio database (sends your movie idea to over 4050 producers and studios) – US $49. Which is quite unlike the falsetto squeak that should accompany the groin attack. They got it right in the sequel though. All this does indeed fall short of the sequel's epic ballbuster, though. Part Deux: In perhaps the most over- the- top example of this, Topper Harley hits his pit- fighting opponent with a knee to the groin.. Everyone in the building (including the cheerleaders and commentators.. To top it all off, the opponent says, . One of the attacks was to Dutch's groin. This Show Within a Show is one Groin Attack after another. The unfortunate star of the show suffers such . After having a conversation with his friend's father, who, as a generally mean- spirited old man, strangles his testicles, Norm walks out, pulls his tape recorder from his pocket, and says in a helium- voice, . But in the short . They approached a tree, each one ran opposite sides of it, and.. Repeated plays of the trope would have been quite, well.. Even funnier in the original script, where as the boys are running away, Ted remarks . Fang after David admits to tattling on Fang over a moon rock when they were kids. Parodied in The Man with Two Brains: Steve Martin kicks Kathleen Turner in the groin, and she does indeed double over in pain groaning ! Instead of Force Choking, you have Scwartz Groining (using a beam from his ring to deliver serious hurt on insubordinates). Not in the face! Taggart complies by punching him in the groin, at which the director whimpers . That's gotta hurt. Turns out it executes a knee- to- groin attack, which breaks the clinch with Ivan Ooze just in time for the Megazord to get out of the way of a big comet after luring Ivan into its path. In the remake with Adam Sandler, an under- handed line referee had the football meet his own two. His eyes cross, but (being an ogre) he shakes it off more quickly than a human would. Shrek: No, you got them. In Madagascar, Alex gets kicked by Nana (the old lady) twice, and later on Melman's head falls on a piece of board, causing the other end to strike Alex in the groin (knocking Alex into the air and causing poor Alex to stop and moan in pain once he landed). In the sequel, Alex gets into a fight with Nana, and Nana's . Skip ahead to near the end of the film where Nana does it again, but this time kicking Makunga instead. With the announcement of a Madagascar 3, one can't help but wonder who will be Nana's next victim? A performer on stilts gets hit with a wayward champagne cork (the hit itself happens just off camera range, but the result is unmistakable); then the same man uses his stilts to simultaneously kick four guards; and finally, Phoebus narrowly blocks Esmeralda from hitting his manhood with a candle holder. Earlier on, when Esmeralda makes her first appearance on- screen, she is confronted by two guards; one slim, one portly. Her goat, Djali, rams her head into the chubby guard's crotch, and then uses her back legs to kick the thin guard in the nads. All in a span of about twelve minutes. Same reaction as his fellow in The Two Towers. Poor fellow.). In Scary Movie 3, upon meeting the aliens, the protagonists are grabbed by them, thinking that they're being attacked. The aliens then inform them that that is just their way of saying . One character asks how they say . Guess what happens next. Hint: They don't shake hands. The topper is when the puppy urinates in the fallen man's face! Another character is pissing on a zombie's grave when a hand shoots out and.. She then delivers an etiquette lesson, holding on all the while. The punk learns how to behave very quickly, as do all his friends who saw it. It doesn't matter whether or not the Bride's kick connects before he . Hell's codpiece also painfully shocked him whenever he did anything unauthorized. Simpson winds up under a bus that just happens to keep running over road cones, signs, random cactuses.. It places a metal clamp on the carjacker's groin and detaches, leaving it there while the victim drives off. When Konali gets on top of Callahan from upon the bed and attempts to kiss her, she uses both of her knees to strike him in the family jewels, making him fall off the bed in a state of excruciating pain. During the chaotic escape, one of the pagan cult members attempts to grab Connie, but she quickly takes him out with a fast knee to the nuts, saying that she's terribly sorry while he falls to the ground in a state of excruciating pain. Complete with a run- up first. He was going for distance, too. As he dashes towards the tacklin dummy/couch pillow, he goes out the second story window and lands straddling a tree branch (shouting, . He ended up plowing through the window as a result. Said ex- con spent a few decades in prison, but.. The final scene of the film depicts the protagonists doing the same to a Mexican border cop. Lloyd Christmas has a fantasy sequence in Dumb and Dumber where he uses a villain's scrotum as a speedbag for a while. Then caps it off with a bite. Indiana Jones does this twice. After Indy infiltrates the Nazi U- Boat base on the island, he pulls a Mugged for Disguise on a German soldier for the purpose of Dressing as the Enemy. Unfortunately the uniform he obtains doesn't fit at all. He's confronted by a Nazi officer who starts dressing him down because he's out of uniform. He knees the Nazi in the 'nads and takes him out, then steals his uniform. This time it fits. On Rura Penthe, Kirk manages to disable his ten- foot blue alien with nothing more than a weak kick to the alien's knee. Afterwards. Kirk: I was just lucky he had knees. Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain. This being the Joker, he's more amused than deterred and says ! I like that! Anyone familiar with rodent anatomy may have winced especially hard at that scene, given that a real rat's testes are nearly as big as its hind feet! Waul's cowboy cronies between the legs with such force that he lifts the cat off the ground, and sends him flying through the air. He does so with a look of maniacal joy. Austin passes out seconds after. It's just not cricket, baby! Evil's moon base, Austin is kneeling and he slams his shin into Austin's crotch, causing his leg to hit Austin's penis and his foot to hit his scrotum. Austin's eyes widen as he screams in agony. This is topped moments later by Mini- Me sinking his teeth into Austin's crotch, causing him to scream even louder. Evil had the tethered globe lowered on his head, Mini Me releases the tethered meteor landing on Dr. Evil's crotch. He had to find his balls, . Evil managed to reverse the polarity of the Preparation H tractor beam to stop him from destroying the world, and was being electrocuted by the energies backfiring on him (the key used to power the machine was his groin), which leads to Laser- Guided Karma. The origin of his nickname also originates from the fact that his balls were poured with molten gold in an . He exclaims . Turns out the mushrooms were hallucinogenic, which causes him to see some seriously messed up things, including the legendary Bigfoot. In the scene where he believes he's actually FLYING ON BIGFOOT'S BACK, he reaches out for the supposedly airborne guitar pick.. Punctuated with Travis say . Historical Movies in Chronological Order. MOVIES. (HISTORICAL FILMS) IN CHRONOLOGICAL. ORDER(UNDER CONSTRUCTION - - I'm watching and writing about these movies. I can, but it is going to take awhile.) Used a lot of Wikipedia, IMDb and amazon. Patrick Louis Cooney, Ph. D., sociologist, historian, botanist. Copyright . 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